Break The Bong

What is Break The Bong?

A phrase used to describe a really bad situation brought on by surprise.

Traditional use:

Cop - "Good evening boys, what are you up to?"

Jake - "Break the bong."

Modern use:

Jake - "Didn't you mack on Beth?"

Rad - "Haha yah I did man."

Jake - "Isn't that the reason her and Dan broke up?"

Rad - "Right again."

Jake - "Shit, break the bong, Dan is coming down the hall."

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