What is Break The Seal?
1.
The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes
Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.
2.
When a person who is drunk pees for the first time since being drunk. After they "break the seal" they feel like they have to pee every 5 minutes.
After breaking the seal, Molly had to wait in line for the bathroom 10 times that night. (break the seal.)
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3.
When drinking alcohol ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink.
The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet
Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys"
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."
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4.
a made up fuckin event where supposedly you piss for the first time after being drunk, adn your supposed to have to pee alot more after
however this is a made up fuckin thing that never happens
dumb girl - "dont pee your gonna break the seal"
drunk guy - "yeah whatever bitch"
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5.
Certain species of Seal are naturally resistant to
training by humans. This is due to their wild, savage nature.
However, with some patience and a steady supply of fresh fish, most seals *can* be trained.
A human seal trainer is said to have "broken the seal" when the Seal correctly fetches a chilled beverage, such as a Moslon Golden or perhaps a delicious Molson Dry from the polar ice, in exchange for a handful of anchovies.
Anchovies are delicious.
Carlsson: Ya hey der, Ole!
Ole: Hey der!
Carlsson: Say den, it looks like you've finally done break the seal den der!
Ole: Oh, ya! He'll only retrieve for me a light beer though. I think he's trying to tell me I'm too fat!
Carlsson: Well heck der, Ole! You did have the double helpin' of Martha's lutefisk and potatoes, ya know!
Ole: Ya.
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6.
(verb)
After about 4 drinks, your first visit to the bathroom will contain a feeling of extreme relief, immediately after which you will start to actually feel the effects of all of the alcohol. You will not feel drunk until this happens. After it happens you will definitly start to feel tipsy, and then you will go every 5 minutes, until the last visit when you vomit and break another seal.
" Pam was doing okay in here until she just went to break the seal, Now shes gone every 5 minutes and can hardly stand!"
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7.
To vommit during a drinking game or serious drinking session. Much kudos to the seal breaker who continues drinking.
Will Barry hold down his 19th shot of tequilla or will he break the seal?
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