Breakfarce

What is Breakfarce?


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(n.) descriptive of one of those days when you burn your toast, spill coffee down your shirt, dip your tie in breakfast cereal milk, and things go generally wrong. Also known as a mourning.

Aw, mate. What a nightmare. Today I had a full-on breakfarce.


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