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The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.
"Go blow a goat, i hate you."
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When your eyes adjust to the night time so you can see more clearly. After turning off the lights in your room it appears to be very dar..
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Deep frying something without an actual deep fryer. Just using a pan and some oil over a stove. Not conducive to grease fires.
"I ..