Breakfast Boner

What is Breakfast Boner?

1.

An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"

See boner, morning wood, hard-on, fun, junk
43

Random Words:

Incoherent Bastard
1. an asshole that mumbles a lot "man, i hate that asshole bobby" "yeah, he sure is an incoherent bastard, i couldn't..
Read more
Amateur
1. sloppy, not professional looking. using hot glue and/or tape on a model. Something that your mom could have made on a computer. using..
Read more
Ipodder
1. A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everyt..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free