What is Breakfast Boner?
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An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"
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bench warmer, someone who sits on the bench at athletic events. the bench is made of pine therefore, riding the pine. pine jockey
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One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it
Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today..
Ex:"That girl is such a Cryzlyn"
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