Breakfast Boner

What is Breakfast Boner?


1.

An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"

See boner, morning wood, hard-on, fun, junk


43

Random Words:

1. the new age way to say cock "fuck you man!" "well you can just suck my quok!" See cock, cak, dick, fuckstick, h..
1. Very very hot Welsh actor who has starred in many movies - including Titanic and King Arthur - and was also the star of Honrblower. Oh ..
1. Not like 'White God,' he good and big but he don't give a fuck about shit. Black God, he do all the same shit White God ..