Breakfast Boner

What is Breakfast Boner?


1.

An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"

See boner, morning wood, hard-on, fun, junk


43

Random Words:

1. n. one who is extremely gay and is enjoying of homoerotic anal stimulus. He wasn't just a flaming homosexual, he was "rb h p ..
1. A fun slang term for a girls hard errect clitorus. Hey baby, I wanna suck your pussy nipple! See pussy, nipple, clit, clitorus, vagina..
1. As dectected in the fuel supply by W.C. Fields. The term "Ubangi" denotes a black person. Taken altogether, the somewhat-famou..