What is Breakfast Boner?
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An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"
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Something which is distinctly Armenian in appearance.
Ara, check out that guy in the BMW M3. His gold chain is armotastic.
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A football club currently 2nd in the conference thanks to kassam the c*nt. Now on the up and on course for a swift return to league foot..
