What is Breakfast Boner?
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An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"
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An event or person so impressive that its reference is akin to seeing perfect breasts. Usually exclusive to descriptions of the female g..
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when you see a girl far off and she's hot but when you walk by she an ugly bitch!
(you see a girl far off) I boned her last night)..
