Breakfast Bonner Edit Meaning

1. One badass person who you don't really want to mess with because he will fagban you permanently if you piss him off. Trust me, I k..

1. Unintentionally answering a phone call with the phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise applying pressure to the keys just as..

1. When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just ..