What is Breakfast?
1.
A mythological event before the dawn of time.
"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"
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2.
The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.
You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.
3.
a name given to a particular person who you find extremly attractive and would like to
"that guy has a body like a god, he's my breakfast"
"murray is my breakfast"
"i'd love to lick that breakfast stamp"
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4.
The most greetable and welcomed meal of the day. See
Hello Breakfast!
5.
A meal that is usually served in the morning.
Let's go to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) for breakfast today!
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6.
the meal that is suppose to be between 6 am and 12 pm. Anything after that is called brunch.
I got up real early so I could eat breakfast today.
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7.
Slang for a woman's vagina.
Her skirt is so short I can almost see her breakfast!
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