Breakfast Eater

What is Breakfast Eater?


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A breakfast eater is someone who has a stable life and actually has their shit together. So much together in fact, that it is actually quite annoying to the rest of us who don't have their lives in order. Breakfast eaters are driving erratically in your community right now and probably most Sunday mornings as well.

1. The breakfast eaters buy up all the good shit at the garage sales before I even get out of bed.

2. "Sorry I'm late, some BREAKFAST EATER was driving 45mph on the highway."

3. My lawn is fine, but looks like shit compared to all my breakfast eating neighbors with their fancy lawn vacs and hired lawn-care guys.

See asshole, idiot, church freak, morning person


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