Breakfast In Bed Edit Meaning

1.

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeetsall over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

See breakfast, bed, sex, skeet, slut

2.

After long night of love-making, the next morning you gently awaken your ladyfriend with gentle laps of her labia.

I had breakfast in bed yesterday morning.

See eat out, sleep, ladyfriend

3.

Eating a girl out in bed the morning, subsequent to a nights sleep next to her.

Sarah and I just woke up, we're having breakfast in bed though so I'll call you back in a bit.

You give a girl breakfast in bed and she'll be all smiles for the rest of the day!

See eating, out, oral, pussy, vagina, breakfast, fellatio, bed

4.

Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.

This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.

I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.

Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...

See mongoose, eating out, blow job, horny, genetalia

5.

Sex in the AM.

I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.

6.

Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together

First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle

Gonna Surprise Laya with some breakfast in bed

See defecation, sex, misogyny, poop, anal

7.

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeetsall over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

See sex, breakfast, bed, skeet, jack off