Breakfast In Head

What is Breakfast In Head?


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A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.

"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.

"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"

true story

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