What is Breakfast In Head?
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A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.
"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
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Used to describe something is absolutely fabulous, amazing, or shiztastic. Used when something is more so than it usually is.
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Take a piss. Or do a Number 1. Especially if you a seriously full bladder. Not to be confused with see a man about a dog
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That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
"It took an OHNO-Second to realize ..
