Breakfast In Head

What is Breakfast In Head?


1.

A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.

"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.

"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"

true story

See bj, blowjob, steve, box, boobies


76

Random Words:

1. a customer of sexual services from Germans. likes to go home often or golf with his man buddies. typically an asshole that kid in the r..
1. elderly female relative who does nothing but lay on the couch all day and presume to have control of everything man Im glad Im moving b..
1. There are three types of people in the world: people who care, people who couldn't care less, and armchair idealists. Armchair idea..