What is Breakfast In Head?
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A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.
"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
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An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitloadis equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads
I have an imperial shitload of work to do..
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Slang for a small penis
"Yo, Reuben Houser didn't get another girl because of his shrimp crank"
See dick, reuben, house..
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a derisory nickname for Istanbul - belittered throughout with all manner of rubble!
You really have to watch your step in Istanrubble.
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