What is Breakfast In Head?
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A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.
"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
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A fake mp3 player made to look like an ipod nano.
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The equivalent of a handjob to a guy, but a fingerjob to a girl.
I got a really good finger job the other day.
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A woman who calls her husband every five minutes to tell him what time it is and to get his ass home.
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