What is Breakfast In Portugal?

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This action involve lying your partner on the breakfast table. This will require an egg. After having her lay on the table, you take the egg & place it inside her vagina. Do not put it in too far, just enough so that it will not break. Next, you put your penis inside her and break the egg. After breaking the egg, have some sex and enjoy the slimy egg yolk. Afterwards, you eat the egg out of her (The egg part of breakfast) and then she gives you a blowjob (The breakfast sausage)

Yummy!

Jimmy: Hey, have you had McDonalds new breakfats sandwich?

John: No, but have you tried Breakfast In Portugal?

See portugal, breakfast, in, egg, vagina
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