Breakfast Jack

What is Breakfast Jack?


1.

Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.

I woke up with morning woodbut my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.

My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.

See jack off, masturbate, handy, hand job

2.

This morning treat is an excellent source of protein.

Bro: You ready for the gym this morning, Brah?

Brah: Yeah, I just had a huge breakfast jack, Bro.

See protein, gym, health, morning, breakfast


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