Breakfast Jack

What is Breakfast Jack?

Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.

I woke up with morning woodbut my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.

My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.

See jack off, masturbate, handy, hand job

This morning treat is an excellent source of protein.

Bro: You ready for the gym this morning, Brah?

Brah: Yeah, I just had a huge breakfast jack, Bro.

See protein, gym, health, morning, breakfast

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1. A super advanced smiley that is, unmistakably... a man! Like :-) but larger and less user friendly. Josh: €:-)-|-< I can't wa..

Red Letter Day

1. a memorably happy or noteworthy day When Jack comes home from his tour of duty, that'll be a red-letter day. 2. 1. In the past, ..

Quincy

1. A synonym of Anal Assassin, Ass Bandit, Ass Spelunker, Back Door Bandit, Bone Smuggler, Brownie king, Bum Bandit, Bumhole Engineer, Butt..

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