Breakfast Jack

What is Breakfast Jack?

Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.

I woke up with morning woodbut my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.

My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.

See jack off, masturbate, handy, hand job

This morning treat is an excellent source of protein.

Bro: You ready for the gym this morning, Brah?

Brah: Yeah, I just had a huge breakfast jack, Bro.

See protein, gym, health, morning, breakfast

Co-aunt

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Oohway

1. when someone says somethin offensive but doesen't mean it; when someone does something crazy guy 1: Next time we go to his house i..

W.a.p.

1. Wet Ass Pussy, Juicy Pussy, Aquafina, Good Snapper. Guy 1:What happened wit the lil deal u had da other night? Guy 2:Oh u know i fucke..

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