What is Breakfast Jack?
1.
Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.
I woke up with
morning wood but my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.
My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.
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2.
This morning treat is an excellent source of protein.
Bro: You ready for the gym this morning, Brah?
Brah: Yeah, I just had a huge breakfast jack, Bro.
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