Breakfast Punch

What is Breakfast Punch?


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A punch straight in the rectumthat the one receives when they:

a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or

b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether.

When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory.

It considered an insult to smackbackafter receiving a breakfast punch.

Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory"

"Grandma was to slow pouring the milk into my cereal, so I gave her a breakfast punch"

"My wife wouldn't get up and make me pancakes, so I gave her a breakfast punch"

See rectum, breakfast, smackback, punch, ass


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