What is Breakfast Swamp?
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The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.
I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.
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Random Words:
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A limp penis. Not hard.
Maxwell's got a floppy doofer.
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the act of punching a female vagina. only done when a bitch gets you really pissed off. the female version of being punched in the balls..