What is Breakfast Swamp?
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The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.
I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.
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