Breaking The Remote

What is Breaking The Remote?


1.

another euphemism for masturbation

origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.

Nate: Dude, right before you came here i was totally breaking the remote

Chris: Sick

See masturbation, etabrutsam, remote, euphemism, ejaculation, spank the monkey, jizz


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