Breast Muffin

What is Breast Muffin?

The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.

After my daughter was born, my wife was known to have a breast muffin or two.

Aldesco

1. To eat at one's desk/computer. Similar but opposite to alfresco (dining outside). "Hey Tom, why is there salsa on your keyboa..

Jig-a-booed

1. To be shafted or inconvenienced at the last moment. "Oh-no, he changed his plans again at the last moment......I've been jig-..

Fer Realz?

1. to be said when taken by surprise or when you are in shock. also means: are you joking? friend one: we're going to the jeffree sta..

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