Breast Muffin

What is Breast Muffin?


1.

The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.

After my daughter was born, my wife was known to have a breast muffin or two.


32

Random Words:

1. to punch someone in the stomach hard enough o make them bed over and fall down. I kwalled jon so hard he hit the floor gasping for brea..
1. someone who's really addicted to you tube and spends every waking moment watching ridiculously pointless but amusing videos. yoo d..
1. To have it up the arse (roughly). Man 1: Where you been squire? Man 2: Got valved Man 1: Man..... that shits fence Man 2: Not with a..