Breast Muffin

What is Breast Muffin?

The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.

After my daughter was born, my wife was known to have a breast muffin or two.

Man-bortion

1. When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies...

Twig & Berries

1. A slang for penis and testicles, often used by goofy loosers or old men. "I'm such a goofy looser, you would think that I hav..

Yimiloob

1. Cheap version of yamalube, 2 cents a quart. Good stuff. I'm too poor to afford yamalube so I bought yimiloob. See yimiloob, sex,..

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