Breast Muffin

What is Breast Muffin?

The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.

After my daughter was born, my wife was known to have a breast muffin or two.

Expiration Date

1. When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses m..

Thats What I Said

1. Phrase added after a comment to make something completely unsexual sound sexual and usually humerus. Derived from the phrase "thats..

Gaysage

1. a guy giving a guy a massage or a girl giving a girl a massage "Dude, i was walking in the park with Steph and we totally saw the..

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