Breastboarding Edit Meaning

1.

Breastboarding is asphyxiation by American mammary glands. A paradigm of non-torture utilized to elicit military intelligence. A means of education; didactic. See waterboardingfor a less entertaining form of erudition.

GI Jane breastboarded that "terrorist" all the way to Allah. Her breastboarding was beautiful and brutal and blissbul to witness. I savor the thought of hopefully seeing a callipygian version of her breastboarding

See breasts, callipygian, education, torture, waterboarding

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Breastboarding is asphyxiation by American mammary glands. A paradigm of non-torture utilized to elicit military intelligence. A means of education; didactic. See waterboardingfor a less entertaining form of erudition.

GI Jane breastboarded that "terrorist" all the way to Allah. Her breastboarding was beautiful and brutal and blissbul to witness. I savor the thought of hopefully seeing a callipygian version of her breastboarding.

See breasts, torture, education, military intelligence, suffocation