Breasticle Rub Edit Meaning

1. To have sex with someone after lighting them on fire. The best way to do this is some lighter fluid on a cotton overshirt and a book of..

1. The legitimate theft of potato chips from one's friends and colleagues. The thief will usually utter the phrase "chip tax&quo..

1. A penis that shrinks whenever its owner lies to a woman. Jon's penocchio startled Jess when it continually kept shrinking. See sh..