What is Breastketball?
1.
game popular amongst horney middle school boys in which a girl in a low cut shirt is showered with assorted garbage aimed at her cleavage.
An excuse for middle school boys to reach down a girl's shirt in order to retrieve a sunk wad of paper.
see boob grabbing
Joe: Hey baby, hows about a game of breastketball
Slutty Susan: ok, feel my chest!!!!!
Joe: Hi sexy, let me play breastketball with you
Mary: Eww pervert, Dont touch me or my titties
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2.
A lunch-time game invented by high-schoolers where spare change from their respective lunches is thrown into the cleavage of a female classmate.
rules: One point for every coin made into the shirt.
Two points if the coin is bounced.
Three if the coin goes into the bra.
Four if the coin goes in the pants.
Five if the coin is not retrieved within the game's duration.
Ten points if it's a slam dunk.
(If more than one score applies add them together)
"Dude I got a few quarters, you wanna play some breastketball?"
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