Breastmerize

What is Breastmerize?

When a man can not think, speak or listen due to being overly enamored with a women's breasts.

If you see a chick with great boobs you say "damn that babe has got me breastmerized"

He was so "breastmerized" he didn't hear a word I was saying.

My new dress "breastmerizes" every guy I see.

See mesmerize, spellbound, oggle, gawk

Flowers

1. alternate term for crap Oh, flowers! I lost my hampster again! Now I have to eat all the flowering guacamole! See flowers, crap, bcs, ..

Jangle-berries Plural

1. a device for jangling often attached to a monkey My monkey's jangle-berries are broken 2. A dangleberry which jangles, therefor ..

Lwmdo

1. Abbreviation for the initialism "Laughing With My Dick Out". This response would be appropriate if instant messaged something..

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