Breastnotized

What is Breastnotized?

a state of complete hypnosis caused by a women's breasts falling out of her shirt.

I don't know what her face looked like I was breastnotized at the moment.

See hypnotized, breasts, boobs

A trance like state which happens when large breasts are jutting out from a very skimpy shirt. Becoming completely fixated on only the breasts.

I couldn't focus on her face--I was breastnotized.

See breasts, boobs, tits, boobies, hypnosis

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