What is Breaststroke?
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A.K.A. God's stroke. Can easily be classified as the most difficult stroke to perform, but when done correctly, the stroke is very powerful. It is often called "the stroke of champions" or "god's stroke", the reason behind this is that the swimmer launches their upper body while performing a "frog kick" giving a god-like complexion. The stroke does not require a flip turn, making it easy to turn to start another lap. It is the third stroke in a individual medley and the second in a Medley relay. Unlike a backstroker, breaststrokers have very big penises, this helps them keep both of their legs under water. The breaststroke is a stroke made by god himself, and the "anti-christ" or "devils stroke" if you will, is the
Coach: "Ok guys, do six 50's breaststroke on 1 minute." Swimmer: "Thank you coach! You must really love us!"
Person 1: "Hey, did you know that jonathan is a breaststroker?"
Person 2: "Really, then he must have a big penis"
Person A: "He's probably a breaststroker, because of his big penis"
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