What is Breasxt Message?
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A noun
a text message composed and sent whilst simulaneously breast-feeding a newborn. Takes a considerable coordination and talent.
See: Breasxting
Phone Rings...
Husband: "It's your sister. She wants your chilli recipe."
Wife: "I can't come to the phone right now. Baby is eating. Tell her I'll send her a breasxt message."
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