Breasxt Message

What is Breasxt Message?

A noun

a text message composed and sent whilst simulaneously breast-feeding a newborn. Takes a considerable coordination and talent.

See: Breasxting

Phone Rings...

Husband: "It's your sister. She wants your chilli recipe."

Wife: "I can't come to the phone right now. Baby is eating. Tell her I'll send her a breasxt message."

See text message, sms, texting

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