What is Breather?
1.
A break. Usually used in the context of "to take a".
It's hard work... you'll want to take a breather every few hours.
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2.
One that breathes heavily. Breathers are common on x-box live due to the close proximity of the headset to the mouth.
That kid needs to turn off his headset because he is breathing into it really loud. fuckin' breather.
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3.
An unusually large bowel movement; so large part of it extends beyond the surface of water in the toilet bowl. Feces in this situation is said to be "breathing" or a "breather" as it appears to be coming up for air.
"I ate a bowl of Kashi last night and just dropped a huge breather."
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4.
Breathers are those annoying non smoking or ex smokers that have to bitch about everything and everyone that smokes, where they smoke, when they smoke, and how they are affecting their health. Boo Hoo
Those breathers over there are giving us a dirty look for smoking.
If those breathers wave their hand at my smoke one more time there is going to be some toe meeting some teeth.
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1. A breather is short for
2. Someone who has the breath of poop.
3. One who breathe's poop.
Fred was such a breather yesterday.