Breathing Redeye

What is Breathing Redeye?


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When you moon someone and pull your asscheeks apart, exposing your redeye... and then you constrict and release your anus muscles simulating breathing

I was bombing my presentation at the marketing meeting so i dropped my pants and gave the client a breathing redeye... needless to say, i sealed the deal.


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