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a chick that is so hot that you know she will never even let you near her
1:wow, shes hot
2:go talk to her
1:nah, she's unfuckab..
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College micro-society ruled by Abercrombie-and-Fitch wearing, baseball-cap-packing frat boys.
“Now, restaurant fail. Children go to sta..
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Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.
If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that wi..