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when two people are having sex and multiple quifs come out in a row
Damn girl that was just a quif pizza you had right there.
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A craphole pub in Cardiff city centre that caters for under 18 goth children who cannot get served for alcohol anywhere else.
Is close..
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Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.
Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)
Step 3 jerk..