What is Brennen?
1.
Tall, athletic, handsome, cute, adorable, hot, sweet, polite, badass, sexy as hell. Brennens always smell amazingly good. Great kisser. Great boyfriend. Goes for shorter girls who have a lot in common with him. Amazing and perfect in every single way. Sweeps girls off their feet.
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Brennen .
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2.
The God/Boss of an asian video game known to have unproportionally large body parts. Leader of his soldiers. Kills people who oppose him by slapping them with his masculine "features."
Additionally, husband of Stephanie. Stephanie has long, towering, powerful legs to destroy foes by kicking them with her unclipped toenails.
Dang, I thought Bowser was hard to kill in those Mario games... but then I faced Brennen and Stephanie at the boss stage. Boy, they're strong together! I can't break them apart!
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