What is Brent Mussberger?
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A jack-ass commentator for ABC who has a fast growing drinking game named after him as of 2007. Known for his use "Parder" and horrible banter with Jack Arute, this man has clearly been exposed as the lesser half of the team since his "Pardner" Keith Jackson retired in 2006
If I ever saw Brent Mussberger at a game he was calling, I would punch him in the face while he over-touted the Big 10.
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