What is Brentwood Hello?
1.
A Brentwood Hello is what it is called when a woman wakes up a man by
Feeling something, i opened my eyes one morning only to be on the recieving end of a brentwood hello.
2.
A euphemism for oral sex, which most likely came to be by the reference to such in "Nicole Brown Simpson: The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted" wherein the OJ Simpson circle of Brentwood divas with more time and money on their hands than they know what to do with, fill their days by their choice of entertainment... (Brentwood is an affluent Southern California area neighboring Beverly Hills, Westwood, Century City, and Santa Monica, California), the divas refer to their oral sex (fellatio) escapades, "I gave him a welcome Brentwood Hello"
Dummy down definition: A more palatable phrase for "blow job" for those who would consider that a crude term, i.e. like See (C) You (U) Next (N) Tuesday (T) for CUNT
When I saw my all time favorite play friend Jim, I wanted him to know how happy I was to see him so I tore off his pants and gave him a Brentwood Hello!
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3.
A euphemism for oral sex, which most likely came to be by the reference to such in "Nicole Brown Simpson: The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted" wherein the OJ Simpson circle of Brentwood divas (Brentwood is a Southern California area neighboring Beverly Hills, Westwood, Century City, and Santa Monica, California, refer to their oral sex (fellatio) escapades, "I gave him a welcome Brentwood Hello"
Dummy down definition: A more palatable phrase for "blow job" for those who would consider that a crude term, i.e. like See (C) You (U) Next (N) Tuesday (T) for CUNT
When I saw my all time favorite play friend Jim, I wanted him to know how happy I was to see him so I tore off his pants and gave him a Brentwood Hello!
See
