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An unfortunately extreme version of a chode.
It was going really well til he took off his pants and revealed a pizza penis. Seriously, ..
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Your partner is in a doggy style position. You take your hands and stretch there asshole apart. While you are stretching there ass apart..
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..