What is Bret?
1.
Being extremely homosexual. Having no friends. Whining about everything in life, and expecting people to feel sympathetic for you. A giant manwhore.
You're so Bret.
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2.
The most sexiest guy in the whole entire world and the bestest boyfriend in the whole universe!!
Ima so lucky to be going out with Bret!!
3.
College prep, whereas a prep can be of all ages, a bret is a prep who is in college, and likely attending a college-oriented event. Same clothing style as a prep, but might feature a college t-shirt.
Yo you see that bret? His ECSU shirt was way too small. And he had a faux hawk.
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4.
when you have to shit and the bathroom is occupied, so you grab the biggest cup in the kitchen and take care of business.
"Hurry up dude I got to shit!!!" nevermind there's a 7/11 big gulp cup in the kitchen, I'll just "BRET"
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