What is Brett Bauer?
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Two words that seem to comprise a name, but are in fact sentence modifiers and word replacements of epic and biblical proportions. They can literally squeeze their way into any sentence in the English language, and should be used to their fullest.
Note, Brett Bauer does not need to appear in order in a sentence, nor does it need to be in its entirety (ie: just "brett" or "bauer" is okay. "Brett my bauer!", "You totally bretted your bauer on your skateboard last night", "The problem with your car appears to be a loose bretters and desperate need of a bauer change"
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the act of jerking off in your friend's Red Sox cap and then putting it on his head when he is passed out.
Tommy passed out too ea..
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The age that people claim they are on MySpace or Facebook
Hey you know that hottie I met at the bar last night?
Her "MySpaceAge&q..
