What is Brett Bauer?
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Two words that seem to comprise a name, but are in fact sentence modifiers and word replacements of epic and biblical proportions. They can literally squeeze their way into any sentence in the English language, and should be used to their fullest.
Note, Brett Bauer does not need to appear in order in a sentence, nor does it need to be in its entirety (ie: just "brett" or "bauer" is okay. "Brett my bauer!", "You totally bretted your bauer on your skateboard last night", "The problem with your car appears to be a loose bretters and desperate need of a bauer change"
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Adj. To engage in sexual activity with a man who is so well endowed that it feels as if your are being poked in the spine.
Wow that guy..
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One who wears leg garments above the naval region.
Most middle aged mothers are kamaphidites.
See hipsters, granny panties..
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To take a shit
Dude where is the bathroom? I've gotta pitch a duce.
See Jason..
