What is Brett Cook?
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To be a male and still pee sitting down. This is a gay habit passed on by the father.
Wayne and Zach went to shake john when he was pissing, only to find he was doing a brett cook.
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To pull a brett cook is to randomly lean in to kiss a girl and get shut down.
Joe was at the movies and saw a hot girl behind him. He pulled a brett cook and got a box of snowcaps thrown in his face.
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A small string used in calf ropin that is primarily 6 feet long and used after a young bull, or calf, is roped with a lariat and is used..
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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