What is Brett Cook?
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To be a male and still pee sitting down. This is a gay habit passed on by the father.
Wayne and Zach went to shake john when he was pissing, only to find he was doing a brett cook.
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To pull a brett cook is to randomly lean in to kiss a girl and get shut down.
Joe was at the movies and saw a hot girl behind him. He pulled a brett cook and got a box of snowcaps thrown in his face.
Random Words:
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Half a stiffy. It is half way to Ballarat. Pronounced Back-us Marsh
"I woke up with a Bacchus Marsh"
See woody, stiffy, hard..
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To crap your pants in fear.
jeffication: When that zombie jumped out I jefficated in my pants!
See jeffication, crap, poop, shit, fece..
