Brett Cook

What is Brett Cook?

To be a male and still pee sitting down. This is a gay habit passed on by the father.

Wayne and Zach went to shake john when he was pissing, only to find he was doing a brett cook.

To pull a brett cook is to randomly lean in to kiss a girl and get shut down.

Joe was at the movies and saw a hot girl behind him. He pulled a brett cook and got a box of snowcaps thrown in his face.

Sploogearific

1. You find yourself covered in splooge almost 24/7 Your mother is sploogearific because she does not stop having sex with Captain Crunch ..

Leiloni

1. 1. a woman who has no right to have children 2. An alcholic 3. A whore, gold digger, will sleep with any man who has money. Fuck that..

Vertical Spooning

1. Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage. Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you? Let the vertical spoongi..

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