What is Brett Cook?
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To be a male and still pee sitting down. This is a gay habit passed on by the father.
Wayne and Zach went to shake john when he was pissing, only to find he was doing a brett cook.
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To pull a brett cook is to randomly lean in to kiss a girl and get shut down.
Joe was at the movies and saw a hot girl behind him. He pulled a brett cook and got a box of snowcaps thrown in his face.
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The coalition between all male forces in a combined effort to abolish female pubic hair at the international level.
After Sarah realize..
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Whiney ass little freak who thinks he's "cool" but really he's a homosexual tranvestite.
(Impersonates whiney voice..
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a harsh black people insult, do not use unless you've been
1.kicked out of a bar
2.had your girlfriend shagged
3.had your wallet..