Brett Cook

What is Brett Cook?


1.

To be a male and still pee sitting down. This is a gay habit passed on by the father.

Wayne and Zach went to shake john when he was pissing, only to find he was doing a brett cook.

2.

To pull a brett cook is to randomly lean in to kiss a girl and get shut down.

Joe was at the movies and saw a hot girl behind him. He pulled a brett cook and got a box of snowcaps thrown in his face.


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