What is Brett Cook?
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To be a male and still pee sitting down. This is a gay habit passed on by the father.
Wayne and Zach went to shake john when he was pissing, only to find he was doing a brett cook.
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To pull a brett cook is to randomly lean in to kiss a girl and get shut down.
Joe was at the movies and saw a hot girl behind him. He pulled a brett cook and got a box of snowcaps thrown in his face.
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a form of lmao (laugh my ass/arse off) that can be said in real life rather than just on the internet for comical effect.
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A sexual position requiring four people and a tractor. First theorized in 2004 it has yet to be realized in real life.
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