What is Brett Cook?
1.
To be a male and still pee sitting down. This is a gay habit passed on by the father.
Wayne and Zach went to shake john when he was pissing, only to find he was doing a brett cook.
2.
To pull a brett cook is to randomly lean in to kiss a girl and get shut down.
Joe was at the movies and saw a hot girl behind him. He pulled a brett cook and got a box of snowcaps thrown in his face.
Random Words:
1.
Insides of a hedgehog
My dog tore up her hedgehog toy and we have hedge haggis all over the floor
See meat, toys, animals, innards..
1.
Pulling your pants down to your ankles and resting both hands on your hips while urinating.
Even though I was in a big hurry to piss, ..
1.
A term used to distinguish amazingly nice breasts from your average nice set of knockers.
"Holy shit, is that Mark's little s..
