Brett Sims

What is Brett Sims?


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conyestant on G4TV's first American Ninja challenge. He placed second to Colin Bell and didn't make it past the first stage. He was asked back for the second competition as well. He is also the drummer for the Christian screamo band Divide The Sea. He also can't keep it inside his Amercian flag shorts.

Girl 1: "lyke, OMG, what did you think of Divide The Sea?"

Girl 2: "lyke OMG, I would totally do the drummer Brett Sims and his American flag shorts if he wasn't Christian."

See ninja warrior, g4, parkour, bread


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