What is Brett Vantassel?
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Brett Vantassel is the perfect human being. He is the ultimate trainer and watches Grey's Anatomy before every session. From his ripped abs to his pumped arms, his body has been the living stencil for many artists who want to capture the true beauty of the human being. Brett is currently the top rated trainer on the east coast. Born and raised in susquehanna county, brett displayed great strength and training abilities as a young boy. He can often be seen running around Brackney, PA naked. People often say that Brett is one of a kind and is also nicknamed the Human Rose. He also started tanning at age 8 and hasnt stopped since. He was recently voted the tannest person in susquehanna county.
Guy 1: Dude, you look really jacked and tan when you bench press. Almost brett-like.
Guy 2: Thanks, I've been watching Brett Vantassel videos all week.
Guy 1: I can tell, I wanna be just like Brett Vantassel too; he's so tan.
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