What is Brettford?
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A blond kid who goes to Vanderbilt. Had a kick-ass xanga... but it died. To this date, a competent yet undistinguished SuperSmashBrothers player. Often seen in conjunction with the mysterious Turner Batty.
Brettford - (archaic), the unquestioned source for all things political, taboo, and relating to BVN.
Oh I see Turner, but where's Brettford? Maybe he's hinding behind him.
Hey man... if you go to BVN, you should check out Brettford Archaic. It's the unquestioned source for all things political and taboo. And something else.
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The long, terribly disgusting trail left at the bottom of a toilet after a soft bowel movement. For a lack of better words, a greasy po..
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An urbanization of "Oh, come come now, my esteemed white brother....surely you jest."
Statement: Mark and Char have sex thre..
