What is Brettford?
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A blond kid who goes to Vanderbilt. Had a kick-ass xanga... but it died. To this date, a competent yet undistinguished SuperSmashBrothers player. Often seen in conjunction with the mysterious Turner Batty.
Brettford - (archaic), the unquestioned source for all things political, taboo, and relating to BVN.
Oh I see Turner, but where's Brettford? Maybe he's hinding behind him.
Hey man... if you go to BVN, you should check out Brettford Archaic. It's the unquestioned source for all things political and taboo. And something else.
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