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When you smell so bad, it smells like the area between your balls and your thigh, but all over your body.
Oh my god, that homeless guy ..
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A beanie, or any hat that bears a striking reseblance to a condom when placed on your head.
look at that dude wearing the head condom.
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when your jizz looks like a cumsicle
yesterday i whacked off in the snow and got a 2 foot long morning drizzle..