Brewers Fan

What is Brewers Fan?


1.

Idiots completely oblivious to the fact that their team sucks. Consistently certain their team will win their division, despite being back numerous games and guaranteed to blow a lead if they ever get one (Ex: 2007).

Brewers Fan: The Brewers will win the division easy! They're the best team in the history of baseball!

Guy who's not retarded: But the Cubs have the best record in baseball and a 5.5 game lead and the Brewers are only a few games over having played an incredibly easy schedule.

Brewers Fan: Cubs suck, der der der der der! Whatever, so you want me to give you a BJ or something?

GWNR: What!? No! I'm not gay!

Brewers Fan: Well I am!! Must . . . have. . . penis . . . insiiiiidddddeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

See brewer, fan, milwaukee, crew, wisconsin


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