What is Brews Lee?
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Some skinny little shit who can't kick anybody's ass, but, when he's full of brews, he thinks he can kick everybody's ass, just like Bruce Lee.
The Jackson 5 go out to a bar in Bahrain. After 3 hours, Michael starts to get Teste (if that word could EVER apply to Michael). Michael walks up to a large muscley guy who is among a group of guys who have been cracking Michael Jackson jokes.
MICHAEL: Who are you calling a child molester? You wanna piece of this shit?
GERMAIN: Ah-Oh, looks like someone has had a few too many brewskis. We better do something Tito.
TITO: Yeah, really, I'm Tito Jackson, not Tito Ortiz, we better get Michael out of here real quick before the shit hits the fan!
MICHAEL: Just beat it, beat it, don't you make me repeat it, hee hee hee!
GERMAIN: Oh shit, he's goin' Brews Lee! Go, go go!
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