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When things are so fucked up not even Christ himself can fix them.
Dave: Did you see the movie I am Legend?
Jack: Total Christemonium ..
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When a woman gets her snatch pursed.
The first five pages of LA Weekly are all ads for Vaginal Rejuvenation.
See vagina, plastic surge..
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A Singing Susan is when during sex, air is trapped and compressed inside the vagina and upon subsequent entries by the man's penis,..