Brian Cowen

What is Brian Cowen?


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Taoiseachof the Republic of Ireland.He is the leader of fianna fáil, a political party with no actual political aims besides staying in power.

BILL; did you hear about those new alcohol laws they're bringing in?

BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.

BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.

BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.

BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?

BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!

BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!

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