Brian Fair

What is Brian Fair?


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The beastly vocalist of thrash metal band Shadows Fall. Doesn't need very much effort to command a crowd with his voice. Just to hear him say "get those fucking horns up" is enough to make you get those fucking horns up!!!!

And his screaming is so damn awesome you will nut when you hear it.

And those dreads are fucking SWEET!

Guy 1: Dude, have you listened to Shadows Fall?

Guy 2: HELL YEAH! Brian Fair is a mother fucking beast!

Guy 1: I know!!!!

Guy 2 : Wish I could be him.

Guy1: Especially with the dreads.

See shadows fall, beast, dreads, awsome, metal


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