Brian Kinney

What is Brian Kinney?


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Brian Kinney is God.

That's all you need to know.

He is one of the main characters from Showtime's hit series Queer As Folk. He's powerful, rich, a sex god, and he's the straightest gay guy you will ever meet at first impression, that is until you see him in Babylon one night... and that's just because he's having lots of sex in the back room.

He's cold hearted and sarcastic, but everyone loves him for it.

His actor is Gale Harold, one of the greatest actors just because of his incredible skill to play a character so well and so unlike himself.

Quotes from Brian Kinney:

Brian: What are you doing?

Justin: Giving my friend Daphne a tour of your house.

Brian: This isn't the White House. George Washington hasn't slept here.

Justin: He's the only guy who hasn't.

Michael: Have you ever been on a date?

Brian: One. I ended up fucking the waiter.

Brian: I don't believe in love, I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient - you get in and out with a maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit

Michael: I don't wanna be a saint. I wanna be a ruthless, heartless shit who fucks whoever he wants without conscience or remorse.

Brian: I'm sorry, that position's already been filled.

Michael: I read some place...

Brian: Where? Marvel Comics?

Michael: ...that infants respond to things even while still in the womb. For instance, tension and discord affect them adversely, while playing Mozart and stuff like that makes 'em super smart.

Brian: Well how do you think listening to the sound of two dikes go down on each other for the past nine months has affected him. Christ, he'll probably grow up to be straight.

Michael: All the more reason why he needs his dad

Justin: I've just seen the face of God. His name's Brian Kinney.

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