Brian Peppers

What is Brian Peppers?


1.

Possibly the ugliest/coolest guy ever. A convicted sex offender, he has an abnormal appearance. Brian Peppers has become a recent internet celebrity as people have been accessing his photo through a sex offender database.

Nickname: "BeeP"

BRIAN PEPPERS, SEX GOD*!

(* = offender)

I'D LET HIM GROSSLY SEXUALLY IMPOSITION ME ANYDAY!

See soliloquy

2.

One of the biggest internet sensations known to man. He is a role model to many a' people around the world. He is a convicted sex offender in Ohio. He suffers from "crouzon's syndrome", making him that much more ugly. His face kind of looks like if you took a pumpkin, a cat, and a squash and put it all in a bag, then beat the everloving hell out of it with a baseball bat until it stops moving. When you take it out you get, Brian Peppers. Acording to files he resides in a place called "White House Rehab" in Ohio. Yet when you call there to ask for him, they tell you that there is no such person living there. We all know they are lying because the government told them to.

1. I went to Brian Peppers house today. He touched me then I got the fuck out of there because his face looks like a pumpkin.

2. Person 1: "The people at white house rehab said that hes not there"

Person 2: "They are a bunch of lying son of bitches, we are going to raid it and get him out of there."

See brian, peppers, sex, god, religion, ruler

3.

the most amazing sex offender ever, becuase of how he looks it is amazing anyone would go close enough to him to be molested by him

oh my god brian peppers is ugly, maybe i should let him rape me!

See ugly, fat, ohio, stank, trash


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