Briarcliff

What is Briarcliff?


1.

A small town in New York with mostly finacially comfortable people living in it. Most people are very nice, but it is more than easy to find JAPs and even some CAPs. A lot of people are spoiled, but they can still be nice.

Susie's such a jap, and Sally's so sweet. How are they both from Briarcliff?

See rich, boring, welcoming

2.

A small town in Westchester County, NY that happens to have higher taxes causeing the more wealthy people to be the ones who can afford to live there. NOT to be mistaken for a JAP town.

Did you see the fianly to the Apprentice last night?

Yes, Bill who ran the event at the golf course in Briarcliff won.

See S

3.

Another word for a town filled with stuck up, snobby, A&F people who walk around with sticks up their asses and think they shit nuggets of gold.

"Oh Charles, lets move out of the country into a nice modest mansion in a Briarcliff."

"That sounds scrumptious Lovey."

See Jenn

4.

An extremely small town in WestchesterCounty, New York. Briarcliff is known for being snobby, Jewish, and rich. I happen to live in Briarcliff, and I agree with a lot of these stereotypes, but they are very generalized. In Briarcliff, you need to search hard to find decent people. The 7th graders go to a shitload of bar and bat mitzvahs. Many kids the 8th-10th grades are hooked on weed. Briarcliff is filled with cliques. The most stereo-typical Briarcliff kids wear Abercrombie / Hollister / Delia's / Lacoste / Victoria's Secret/ Juicy / etc. nearly every day. Their clothes are whatever is in style at the time. The girls all have pin straight hair and are almost always drinking an expensive drink from Starbucksthat could easily be bought at the Moonbean Cafe in town, the center of the Manor and a universal smoking spot. The high school recieves Pocantico, Sleepy Hollow, and other town's transfers because their high schools either suck in comparison to Briarcliff's or they don't even have a high school.

In Briarcliff, everyone knows everything about you, and even some things you don't even know about yourself. Usually gossip about yourself is heard by everyone else before you hear it. Some junior was claimed to have a chode and it is still the talk of the school today. Many kids complain about how jappy the town is and how strict the schools are. Although this is true to some extent, the kids are also ignoring the amazing education they are receiving.

Town sucks ass. There are a few crappy shops and restaurants, all of which are highly overpriced and ugly. The youth center, as stated before, is (or used to be at least) a popular smoking spot. Mostly skaters, their girlfriends, and kids who have nowhere else to socialize come to town.

Because of the strictly Jewish / Christian / white population, many freshmen are stunned when black kids transfer into the school. Kids are even more shocked when they are sent off to college and forced to function in the real world, where there are people who are actually struggling with financial issues and are of different racial backgrounds.

If you're from Briarcliff and you meet people from other states/counties and they ask where you're from, you sigh and say Westchester.

Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: Briarcliff.

Person 1: Oh, you must be a stuck up bitch...

Person 2: No, actually, I'm not. Rare, I know.

See westchester, new york, jews, jewish, jap, japs, spoiled


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