Brick And Mortar

What is Brick And Mortar?


1.

An adjective usually used to describe a store.

Opposed to online stores, a brick and mortar store has a physical address, hence the term brick and mortar, the materials used to construct a building.

You could buy item A on ebay, or you could find it at your local brick and mortar retailer.

See building, store

2.

A toilet prank in which someone craps on the rim of a toilet and then shuts the lid so that when the crap dries the lid and rim become stuck, creating the "brick and mortar effect". This prank is designated by the vertical clap of the hands, and is usually accompanied by an upper deck.

At wrestling camp, all the freshmen were pissing me off so I broke into their room and brick and mortared their toilet. They couldn't get it unstuck so they made Carlino clean up the whole thing and he started crying. What a bitch.

See upper deck, bathroom, wrestling


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