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1. To masturbate whilst wearing a condom on one's penis.
2. To pummel a spectral being.
Because he ran out of absorbent materials..
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It is when pubes are so out of whack it looks like they have buckwheat in a headlock, sometimes resembling dreadlocks or snakes.
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A woman's vagina after breakfast.
"Get your sausage out of my love waffle, you sunny-side up slut!"
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