Bride

What is Bride?


1.

one about to be inprisoned in a life of pain.

My son's bride isn't too lucky.

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2.

hicktown BabyBoomer expression referring to one's (female) beloved, regardless of how long you've been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. Just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you're still in love with her.

Me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year.

My bride and I have 5 kids.

The bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.

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