Bridesmatron

What is Bridesmatron?


1.

a bridesmaid who had the balls to go and get married before the bride and is now old and fat; fugly

I wanted Melissa to be my bridesmaid, but since she went ahead and married that loser she has to be the bridesmatron now.

See wedding, married, old, fugly


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