Bridesmatron

What is Bridesmatron?

a bridesmaid who had the balls to go and get married before the bride and is now old and fat; fugly

I wanted Melissa to be my bridesmaid, but since she went ahead and married that loser she has to be the bridesmatron now.

See wedding, married, old, fugly

V.i.p.

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Fmfl

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Ukko

1. In Finnish mythology, Ukko (Estonian spelling Uku) is a god of sky, weather, crops (harvest) and other natural things. He is also the mo..

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