Bridesmatron

What is Bridesmatron?

a bridesmaid who had the balls to go and get married before the bride and is now old and fat; fugly

I wanted Melissa to be my bridesmaid, but since she went ahead and married that loser she has to be the bridesmatron now.

See wedding, married, old, fugly

Quiero

1. Spanish for "I want" "Yo quiero Taco Bell" - I want Taco Bell. 2. 1. To Want something; in spanish 2. To love, c..

Painted The Moon

1. shagging a girl or guy from behind when close to cumming pulling out and spunking on their arse. That girl was a great fuck. I painted ..

Napalm Shits

1. When one defecates(usually diarrhea) and leaves the anal area with a burning sensation Man, those bean burritos yesterday kept me up al..

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